How many times have you heard that? If you are a small business owner. Having a website is very important to your business. With that said I’ve developed my own website ibfishnwebs.com OPEN for business officially.

“What are you doing?!” she asked.

“I’m waiting for Mike to come home from work,” the daughter-in- law answered.

“But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“Love dress? But you’re naked!”

“Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress,” she explained.” It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me”

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting or her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“This is my love dress,” she whispered sensually.

“Needs ironing,” he said. “What’s for dinner?

He never heard the gunshot.

Step #1

Step #2

Step #3

Step #4

Step #5

Step #6

Check Settings

Final

That’s it. Now your e-mail can be read from Outlook.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,
he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the
washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied.   ‘What does it say on your shirt?’
He yelled back, ‘ DALLAS COWBOYS’!

And they say blondes are dumb….

—————————————————————-
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,’I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world..’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you……..
—————————-
‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, ‘honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’
‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
————————————- ——
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
——————————————-
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
AMEN
——————————————————————————————————————————-
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
————————————————–
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
———————————————
Q:  What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
——————————————
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe…
——————————————-
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’