I’m not the best looking guy; some would say I’m a little frayed around the edges these days. But, I have a nice bike, a little money, and I spend most of my time casually riding from place to place. I met a nice-looking girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant [...]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. “What are you doing?!” she asked. “I’m waiting for Mike to come home [...]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’ ‘It depends,’ I replied.   ‘What does it say on your shirt?’ He yelled back, ‘ DALLAS COWBOYS’! And they say blondes are dumb…. —————————————————————- [...]

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.  Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on [...]

I just got off the phone with a friend living in northern North Dakota near the Canadian border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife [...]

HER DIARY: Dear Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on [...]